FLAGGED: GANG-RUN OUTSOURCE — GotPrint 4.25×11, ~$120/500 (2026-07-24 quote, re-quote before ordering). Slits hand-cut or specialty vendor. Orange = flat process 0/63/95/0 — no K, no C, nobody enriches it; hard proof before any run.
| Trim | 4.25 × 11 in vendor trim · 1/8 in bleed · vendor die hole |
|---|---|
| Gag | a two-step assembly manual for an object that needs zero assembly — the humor is the honesty (nothing is asked of you) |
| Tagline | Four, not forty. as the header (count gate; fallback in OPTIONS.md) |
| Curator line | Independent local businesses, selected for neighborhood homeowners. (count-free form) |
| Ink | mostly paper — type + line diagram + orange arrow; the lightest of the loud batch (≈9%). Could even fall back to home print if the gang run slips |
| QR | dfh-h4 dark-on-paper top-right |