FLAGGED: GANG-RUN OUTSOURCE — GotPrint 4.25×11, ~$120/500 (2026-07-24 quote, re-quote before ordering). Slits hand-cut or specialty vendor. Orange = flat process 0/63/95/0 — no K, no C, nobody enriches it; hard proof before any run.
| Trim | 4.25 × 11 in vendor trim · 1/8 in bleed at order · vendor die hole |
|---|---|
| Gag | numbered slots 1–4, then “5. no.” — deadpan restraint, laughs AT the flyer pile, never at the resident |
| Tagline | Four, not forty. — COUNT LINE: prints only when all four slots fill; count-free fallback named in OPTIONS.md |
| Curator line | Independent services, arranged here for neighborhood homeowners. (count-free) |
| Type | paper knockout on #141414 + #141414 on the orange band — compliant; “(we counted.)” is micro-copy, not a second tagline |
| QR | dfh-h4 dark-on-paper top-left |
| Ink estimate | ≈22% |